Teaser Tuesdaysis a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
Grab your current read
Open to a random page
Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
I should defend my mother, but Stacy's not entirely wrong about my mom's cooking. Lots of other girls are dieting, but I'll never have to worry about overeating my mom's dried-out pot roasts and bran-infused baked goods. One time she made an eggplant pizza, and Dad and I didn't have the heart to tell her it was inedible, so he distracted her and I threw our slices on the floor for the dog, but even Barney wouldn't eat it. Before that night, I didn't even know eggplant was a real thing. I thought it was something imaginary, like a pegasus. I'd have been equally surprised if my mother had made pegasus pizza
Charlie Woodchuck is a Minor Niner, page 7 ARC by Dalya Moon