Teaser Tuesdays (6) July 19

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

I should defend my mother, but Stacy's not entirely wrong about my mom's cooking. Lots of other girls are dieting, but I'll never have to worry about overeating my mom's dried-out pot roasts and bran-infused baked goods. One time she made an eggplant pizza, and Dad and I didn't have the heart to tell her it was inedible, so he distracted her and I threw our slices on the floor for the dog, but even Barney wouldn't eat it. Before that night, I didn't even know eggplant was a real thing. I thought it was something imaginary, like a pegasus. I'd have been equally surprised if my mother had made pegasus pizza

Charlie Woodchuck is a Minor Niner, page 7 ARC by Dalya Moon